John Bishop on the situation of That Guy
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Can you make 5 predictions for this Premier League season?
I can try… :D
- Liverpool
won’t win the title, but oh I’m very pessimistic let’s say it in a more optimistic waywill finish in a better position than last season ( = from 7th to 5th… :/ ) - Arsenal will suffer in the beginning but at the end Papa Arsene will pull his well-known miracle and they will finish in Top 4
- Torres won’t get Golden Boot
- Fergie will give the captain armband to Webb
- FA will continue not giving a shit about racism except when a Liverpool player says something who is actually aware of what he’s saying and doesn’t mean to offend anybody
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Xavi: Yes! It was a spectacular experience.
Iniesta: I don’t remember. I probably gave it to my mother when I was very small.
Puyol: It was given to my mother.
Cesc: Yes, it was on a beach in Arenys with a girl named Mireia. Unforgettable.
Pique: Yes, but that’s quite personal.
Pedro: Of course! It was a while ago.
Busquets: It was innocent, infantile, timid.
Pepe Reina : Vaguely.
Xabi Alonso: Yes, but that’s something too personal to talk about publicly.
Mata: Yes, it was in Madrid.
Navas: No.
Torres: Yes, and I’ll leave it at that.
Valdes: Yes, it happened when I was 10.
Silva: ¡Uf! It happened with an important person in my life that I will always remember.
Capdevila: With tongue? I don’t know… I think it was in Tàrrega, a long time ago.
Albiol: It didn’t go very well, since I didn’t know what to do. I was really nervous. It was a disaster.
Arbeloa: Yes, I remember it. It was like all first kisses… perhaps not what one expects
Villa: It was a long time ago. I remember who I gave it to, but not how it was.
Some of these Barca guys think their mom was their first kiss… which is technically true I guess since they did not specify what kind of kiss. Oh you lovely souls. Valdes had his kiss way too soon, and Pedro way too late. Busi’s kiss was just like him. Pique used to be so private, then why are going around kissing Shakira everywhere?!
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There is a doll on Torres’s ass.
I’m so jealous.
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